yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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