Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 20
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
Mines Excavated: 4849 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 6565
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Animals Bred: 45
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 109 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Zombie Dances: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Crops Grown: 8930
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Villages Defended: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Magic Items Found: 2953
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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