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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3451 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!