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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 880 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 118 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!