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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8487 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 152 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8073 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!