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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7311 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!