ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	2080
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6026

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mines Excavated:	2559
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ores Mined:	5280
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4978

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	329792	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mines Excavated:	3632
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3952
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/700	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

sweetpeamc.com