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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8917 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!