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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5461 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 143 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2389 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!