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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9719 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!