ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	247	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	2764

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	4174
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ores Mined:	3048
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2511
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.