ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	267
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	332	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8353	Emeralds Found:	6844

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Animals Bred:	110
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	5948
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).