ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	293
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Emeralds Found:	4883
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	830
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Items Found:	5031	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Animals Bred:	181
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Towns Built:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	4700
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mines Excavated:	3168
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.