ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	573
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Star Shards Collected:	171	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	4097
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Potions Brewed:	140
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”