ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Farms Harvested:	400
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	101297
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	6023

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	235
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.