ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	154
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crops Grown:	1418
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	4589
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Buildings Constructed:	47	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mines Excavated:	2266
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.