ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	213	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	6678
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	1440	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1045
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Zombie Dances:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	89

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	110
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Void Armor Forged:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	1985
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.