ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1855	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Runes Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Emeralds Found:	925
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9664
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Items Found:	5181
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crops Grown:	5865
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.