ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2440
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2842
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magic Items Found:	5259
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Runes Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.