ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Towns Built:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2014	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	244

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2654	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dimension Hops:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!