ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Farms Harvested:	478	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9254	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6269

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ores Mined:	3014
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.