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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2219 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6318 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
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