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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4640 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
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