ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real

bathroom, EMBARRASSING, Foreskin, gap, glitches, hygiene, mandatory piss, mishap, no toilet paper, pants, Poop, Prepare, real, Seat, Shit, Sitting, Stream, TOILET, ToiletCraft, underneath, wipe, worst experience

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3748
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!

Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!

CubeServer #1

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

1.cubeserver.org

Retonix

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

176.227.192.34

Serenity Craft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mines Excavated:	2754
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	321816
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

198.154.112.175

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

kfpmc.org

AssassinHaven

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	162	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

198.154.115.37

Too Legit

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

mc.toolegit.eu

AnimalCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1494

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

185.16.85.25:26465

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	105
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org

Mikeland Hunger Games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	164
Players Killed by Monsters:	9920	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

hungergames.sheen.id.au

LumixCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

184.95.39.130:25644

Void Lands

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

voidlands.lumengaming.com

Risen From Prison

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

216.245.196.173

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1072	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

play.minegusta.net