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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6824 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 405 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.
so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.