ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	164	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	153
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5772	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2154

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2164	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
New Chunks Explored:	209478	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchantments Applied:	173	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	202
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
New Chunks Explored:	194864	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Items Found:	6262	Star Shards Collected:	204
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).