Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7381 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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