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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8456 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 339 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!