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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6940 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!