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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2063 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
New Chunks Explored: | 273105 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9652 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!