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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4434 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4968 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!