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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2867 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!