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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6034 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!