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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4078 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!