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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5153 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!