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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9049 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2349 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).
So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!