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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4431 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
Magic Items Found: | 7735 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).
So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!