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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8702 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!
Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).
So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!
