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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 257 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4823 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep a bucket of water handy for emergencies. See you in the game, tnetennba!