Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4807 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep a bucket of water handy for emergencies. See you in the game, tnetennba!
