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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Titus SMP! It’s the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen for control of the server. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a llama into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink and a smile. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.

So, why join Titus SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the grass is neon pink, the trees grow pizza slices, and the only rule is to have a damn good time. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Votes:	3311	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

SixtyCraft is based on a concept for the of come and relax where, all types of players from Newbies to All-Minecraft Gurus come and socialize and work together in the world of Minecraft. We try to provide the best lag-free experience for all of our players, by running our server on a semi dedicated server which is only used for Minecraft. We hope to see you in our gaming community. We also hope to have a selection of Mini-Games available to all our players. We would love to see suggestions from you all.

play.sixtycraft.info

Remnant of Adventure

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

mc.roamc.net

EggPlantedMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

192.3.46.94

TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

FTB, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9209
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!

mc.tehwarriors.net

Minecrafters

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

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CraftCosta Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Survival server, PVP with minigames so you can have fun playing Minecraft. On our server you can play blockhunt or skyblock. We also have MobArena, Quake, Teamdeathmatch, Capturetheflag. Together with economy and mcMMo they make a friendly server.

Enjoy with us.

Spanish speaking server.

85.214.211.146

MegaMineGames

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	9606
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Up and coming megaserver. Our games include: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Factions, KitPVP, and Vanilla. More mini-games currently under development. Come by and check out our new hub. Monthly vote contests and daily prizes.

play.MegaMineGames.com

PlanetCraftation

Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2697	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

/server survival Explore the wilderness, rank up your classes, McMMO, Explore the real means of survival, markets, shops and more! We have free diamond drop parties Monday’s and Friday’s on the survival server! We customized our ranks to be chosen by the players for only a certain amount of in game currency, we are one of the very few who actually do this. We have great architecture and 96% uptime. Why choose PlanetCraftation? Curse free environment. Next gen ranking system. Player chosen rank. McMMO! 96% Uptime. We cater to all ages! Mature staff and players. Great /modreq system for help! And more! Join to find out! There may be something you like! We are a world wide server expanding our horizons, with Survival, Factions, Towny, and a Lobby server to play mini games and earn gems on. Come stop on by! Don’t miss out 😛

play.planetcraftation.com

Lostcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Want Survival, we got it. Want PvP, we got it Want Prison, we got it Friendly Staff, qualified developers and amazing community We will help you with anything on Lostcraft, If you played on the old Lostcrafts you get our OldTimer rank. New servers coming soon like MiniGames and Freebuild. Voting gives rewards and helps the server. Hope to see everyone very soon. Custom Plugins for everything made by our very own developers Ip connects you to our Hub server.

play.lostcraft.co

Blockstorm

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	6617
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2581	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

There are two survival worlds and a PvP world. The server is running the latest Spigot version for 1.8 with several plugins including mcMMO, WorldGuard, CraftBook and custom plugins. There is an economy, shops and a MobArena. For more information visit blockstorm.com.

play.blockstorm.com

SophisticatedGoons

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9291
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	140	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

The SophisticatedGoons Officail Twitch/YouTube Server! The server conatins many plugins. Some of these include: Multi-Verse, Towny, iConomy, ChestShop, Factions, +more! We stream on Twitch almost everyday, and one day I ws thinking about making a server, so I did, and here we are 🙂 The server and everything took a couple of days to make. We had some problems at the start but everything is A-OK now. Owners: Muffiiiins NickPang231

sophisticatedgoons.mcserver.ws

BreadKraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

BreadKraft, a wheat based alternative! What is BreadKraft? It’s a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft SMP server with a lag free environment, very active staff and friendly community. BreadKraft is a survival/pvp type server which tries to bring out the best vanillaesc flavour of Minecraft while enhancing core features(Survival, PvP, Building and Exploration) through a variety of plugins such as Towny, LWC, Dynamic Difficulty, HyperEconomy, and many more. What else? Well, we also have many fun mini games in our lobby such as Mario Kart, Capture The Flag, Spleef, and more! Go ahead, hop on our server at mc.breadkraft.net and enjoy your new found addiction.

mc.breadkraft.net

RedstoneCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

RedstoneCraft Gaming is a Server where we give you what YOU want. Want a plugin added? It WILL be added. Got a suggestion, it will be implemented. We are looking for some Staffing, come on and be watched over and if we like your style, and you help people out and are willing to be a great part of our Community, you will be promoted. We ALL here at RedstoneCraft Gaming wish you all a very good stay!

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, WorldEdit, McMMO and more!

redstonecraft.net

Chrisbot

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	65
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Vanilla PVE/PVP survival server. Server refreshed in August 2017. Chrisbot has been online since 2014.

mc.chrisbot.net:25575

CreativeBlockz

Creative

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Chimeras Created:	4

CreativeBlockz brings the most fun creative experience on Minecraft. However, there are some rules. 1. Have fun! 2. Trolls are not acceptable 3. Traps cannot be made 4. Be friendly and enjoy the server!

mc.mcorigins.com