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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5140 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).