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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1674 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 8749 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8103 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!