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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 979 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 480 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!