TipsyTeenHippocampus | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!

And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3347	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5222
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.