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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9143 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4908 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
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