Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.
