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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3769 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.
