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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6374 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Magic Items Found: | 7899 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.
