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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4896 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 991 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.